lameborghini: how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
theredrubyx: snowllux: snowllux: when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
yourfiancebeyonce: my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
ddowney: marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean that’s stone and someone made it look transparent do you see that fabric? do you see that fluffy pillow? do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles? no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
enimrac01: knifefarty: iwonthellamaatthefayre: wibblywobblyuniverse: knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take...
rexuality: realistic captions for selfies: i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit this is the best...
thesockmonkeyrenegade: presidentme: Bill Nye the PARTY guy MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT
ipoog: i grabbed a slice of ham and was like oh man i gotta piss so i walk into the bathroom and im like wait no i have to finish my ham first but THEN HALF OF IT JUST FELL IN THE SINK SO WHAT WAS THE POINT
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
jesuschristvevo: my mom thinks my life isnt very busy but she doesnt understand that i have to read books watch shows and listen to music all while running a blog
darrynek: why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
damn-a-frica: 1612th: breadandfire: 1612th: hi DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS?????? what idk man i think its pronounced gif
supermassiveasshole: when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
echte: i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone
dekutree: catholicnun: i shoould watch netflix i love that show
patrick-dempsey: i wish i had a six pack of chocolate bars
me: can you not
hobgoblinhero: thewholockiansareinthetardis: everhaynes: omg no fucking way you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties? and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo? and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES? HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD. YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK. i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i...
rnedia: my nickname in middle school was “who?”
Sherlock: I don't have friends.
Merlin: All my friends are dead.
Doctor Who: All my friends are dead.
Supernatural: All my friends are dead.
Hannibal: I want to eat all my friends.
slenclerman: slenclerman: i hope you all get arrested
klinklang: despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good like how does it manage to do that be tasty with no taste
grargll: light rain (◡‿◡✿) heavy rain (◕‿◕✿) thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧